Ornery

I went for a drink with some friends last night and the bar was having an ornament making event.  The owner told me that I had to do one, but it could not be shoes.  Well, of course it would not be shoes!  That would be too easy.

 I wasn't really in the ornament making spirit, well,  let me rephrase that, I had never made an ornament or decorated one before, but I played along anyway.

She has a drinking problem, but I would too if I didn't have a body or feet, she can't wear shoes!

Thanks for a good time, Louise.